I have stolen Ruth's blog... Mainly so she can have someone publish a decent post for once in her blogs history. Now if she would please put her breasts away for five minutes and let me type, I would be grateful.
In addition, as she pointed out, this will get me free publicity. So that means that today I have received a free Chinese meal and free advertising.
I am so freaking good at this “being a tramp” thing.
How the fricking hell are we all anyway?
Yeah? That’s cool.
How sorry.
I didn’t realise it was like that.
Restraining order? Shit.
This is my third this year...
Well you’ve all been rude and offensive today, like receiving a lick from a camel hooker, the kind of camel hooker that you’d find lying around the streets of Essex turning tricks for 5 pounds, just trying to pay her way through camel school and funding her crystal meth habit. Who are you to judge her? She was a consistent straight A student until she fell in love with an anti-Semite called Josef who got her addicted to the substance to keep her around. Still, being licked by such a creature is still offensive.
I got off track.
By the way, it was my birthday yesterday and not one of you people, that I have never met, bothered to congratulate me (if you did please disregard the following statement). What kind of strangers are you? A person you have never met has a birthday and you don’t get him a present. We will call it even if you buy me a drink.
For now, check out my blog, or I'll break your legs, (or Ruth's, it's upto yours).
http://cookie-ross.blogspot.com
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Posted by Ross “is just better than Ruth” Gilligan.
Yeah, I also created the logo at the top of the page; it is in first draft now, I will edit it soon.
What would a camel hooker do with 5 pounds?
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